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Entries from November 2007

Key West Magic Review!

November 30, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Ah! So happy. Somehow a book doesn’t feel real until someone comments on it! Key West Magic is out in about a week (December 7), but somehow Carolan Ivey got a hold of a copy ;o) And she liked it, she really liked it! That means a lot to me, because she’s my reigning queen of magical writing. See her kind words at her blog. Oh, and that’s Hemingway House in the photo. Here’s the highlights:

“As I read Key West Magic I kept thinking what a great movie this would make. The story, the setting, the characters draw you in and make you feel like you’re in the middle of the action, observing it as it streams past you in vivid color. If you can read the opening scene and not fall in love with Trent and his brothers, I’m sorry y’all, but you have no heart!

Trent is one of those fabulously flawed heroes — charming, endearing, sensual, sexy, to-sigh-for, hiding his battle with his inner ghosts behind a brilliant smile and devil-may-care attitude. But the boy’s got Issues, and he wouldn’t be the interesting, complex character he is without them. Fish-out-of-water Julie is the perfect foil for him. She’s only planning to stay in Key West long enough to dispose of the B&B she inherited in a crypically worded will from her grandmother. But for the sexy Trent – her “Magic Man” (ooh la la!), she might just be willing to extend her stay.

Like Key West, Calloway House is full of mystery, ghosts…and secrets. And so are Ciar Cullen’s characters. Peeling back the layers will keep you up all night reading to the very end. Sensual and erotic, Key West Magic is the perfect escape from winter’s chill!

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Interview with Samhain Editor Bethany Morgan

November 29, 2007 · Leave a Comment

I’ve been fortunate to work with Beth for a few months now. She pushed and pulled and molded and nipped, tucked Key West Magic into shape, and is now slaving over my Dark Prince of Anfall. I’ve been trying to get her to come out of lurk mode, and I’m thrilled to say she allowed me to ask her a few questions for your reading pleasure.

Ciar: Please tell us a little bit about yourself (family, job, etc.). How did you get started as an editor? Were you a romance reader first? How did you get a job editing for Samhain?

Beth: I live with my husband, my mother and 3 cats (yes, really!). It’s a fun household and there is a lot of love and laughter at home. My husband and mother get along famously—I swear she likes him more than me! They are two peas-in-the-pod when it comes to likes and dislikes.

I have a background in computer information systems and am a technical writier/project manager in my day life.

I came across Samhain Publishing when googling for romance stories about a year ago. After reading about 40 or so of their e-books, I came upon their search for editors. It struck a chord in me and I thought I’d see if I could qualify. Because it combines many things I love—checking facts, knowing obscure things, continuity, grammar (yes, some people love grammar) and reading—it seemed the perfect job. After applying and going through rigorous testing, I became an editor. I can honestly state I have never been more excited to get a position in my life and I’m thrilled with the reality of it.

Ciar: What are your favorite kinds of stories? What is your favorite genre?

Beth: My books cover every genre from non-fiction biographies, text books in astronomy and geology and fiction from every category. Early science fiction was my first love—Asimov, Bester, Campbell. I still love science fiction/fantasy the best but I love vamps/weres, horror, romance and mystery. Happy endings are not essential but the ending must be satisfying (and all animals must live!).

Ciar: All animals must live! I like that mantra. Now I understand why you wanted some assurance that a character in a WIP was going to make it to the end. Do you write yourself? Are you published, or would you like to be?

Beth: I write stories for newsletters, personal pleasure and work. I may even be writing for a small-town press next year, I’ll know in December. I have several works in progress but I’m not sure they will ever see the light of day. There is no pressing need in me that says I have to be published. I’m very happy to write for my own pleasure. It’s where I need to be right now in life if that makes sense. Two years from now, that may all change and I’ll feel the need to try and get published.

Ciar: What do you find are personality traits consistent with writers? Are they different than those you see in editors?

Beth: I’ve noticed writers are the same as the rest of the people I deal with in my day job. Scared, happy, paranoid no one likes their work, agonizing over a sentence, joyful at their new art cover, thrilled when someone gives them a good review, ticked off at an editor for pointing out too many “that’s” and “as’s” (sorry!), but most of all, I notice writers are happiest when they have a new release and make his/her readers happy—and that’s the best trait of all!

Ciar: Amen. What’s your pet peeve as you edit? Everyone has one. Give writers a tip!

Beth: My pet peeve starts even before I pick up the submission manuscript. It’s the submission letter and the synopsis. First impressions are everything—the submission letter and the synopsis is the same as a resume to me. It’s the first thing I see as an editor. Would you apply for a position with a resume full of spelling errors and bad grammar and list jobs that you never had? I wouldn’t but I’m amazed at some of the letters.

I think a submission should be a nice, tidy package. I’m not looking for bows and fancy paper—brown paper and string work just fine with me—but I don’t want stains and tears in the paper (metaphorically speaking—all Samhain submissions are electronically submitted). I think writers need to approach their submission in the same way they would in submitting a resume. Proofread the submission email. To me, that shows someone who takes pride in his/her work. At the same time, I’ve sent back revise and resubmit letters to packages with stains and tears because the author has captured a tone or a storyline that is fresh and catches my attention.

Ciar: Do you think editing is a thankless job? Everyone can name ten authors, but not everyone can name ten editors. Do you mind being “behind the scenes?” When you see a book published, do you wish readers would understand how much you helped shape that product?

I prefer being behind the scenes. I want to help the author create the best story possible and do whatever I can to support the author. If the reader isn’t thinking about the editor, then I’ve done my job by ensuring there are no issues with the plot and characters and the grammar flows so that readers are carried along by the story. To steal a quote: It’s not about the editor; it’s all about the story!

Ciar: If you could start your own publishing company, what kinds of books would it offer?

Beth: If I were to start my own publishing company, I would want to offer a mix of genres from contemporary to historical, erotic to sweet. I firmly believe the future of publishing is e-books but I would want a mixture of e-book and print. Hmm…this sounds familiar…um…is Samhain Publishing for sale? I have a check right here!

Ciar: If you could have any occupation, what might it be?

Beth: A Seller of Rare and Used Books – with a coffee/pie shop on the side. And on the side, anything that helps save books and stories for future generations. I am thrilled that Project Gutenburg is ensuring old, non-copywrited books are saved and digitized and proofread for a site called Distributed Proofreaders that helps assemble the books for Project Gutenburg’s archives.

Ciar: Oh, that sounds absolutely wonderful. Maybe you’ll be able to do that someday. So, aspiring writers would love to know what Samhain is looking for. What are you in particular looking for in a new manuscript?

Beth: I’m looking for a fresh story. Does the story offer a new approach? Is the heroine strong and the hero someone who supports her and lets her be herself? I want to read a story to be swept away to another time, another place or another world. When I read a submission for the first time, I’m not looking at spelling or grammar (although it is there somewhere in the back of my mind), I’m looking to see if the story draws me in, do the characters “come alive” in my mind and do I think about the book after I’m done reading it. Those indications tell me it’s a great story.

Ciar: I have trouble reading for pleasure now without getting out my mental red pen. Do you have trouble just enjoying stories while you’re editing? How do you separate the critique from getting lost in the story?

Beth: I think I’m lucky, I have an “on/off” editor switch. I read very fast so when I’m reading for pleasure, it’s at my normal fast speed. When I’m editing, I drop down to slow mode. I critique by reading at my normal speed. It doesn’t always go smoothly though. There are times when editing that I rev into ‘fast’ mode and before you know it, I’m lost in the story. But I consider that a good sign—to me it’s an indication that I’ve made a good choice in accepting a manuscript for publication.

Ciar: What do you do when you get stuck (if you do)? When something is wrong and you simply aren’t sure what it is? Do you go to another editor?

Beth: I have to say that Samhain has a wonderful support system in place and one that I use almost everyday. First, there are the editor guidelines—these contain all the house styles and examples. Second, there is the editor forum, which is a wonderful resource—Samhain’s editors can post questions and respond to other questions. It’s been invaluable for me as I learn all the in’s and out’s of Samhain’s style. Of course, when we (the editors) get stuck, we run to Angie!

One of the things that drew me to Samhain was the quality of the final product. Let me tell you what it’s like to be a new editor with Samhain because I think everyone would be interested in getting a glimpse of behind the scenes and you can see why the quality is as good as it is.

First of all is just getting hired. There are two rounds of edits, comments, what would you do if scenarios (writing rejection letter, writing acceptance letter, writing an edit letter). IF you make it through those rounds and get accepted, there is the probation period as a new editor. Angie sees everything—all letters, all edits, final versions of manuscripts, etc. from the newbies and then as we ‘hit’ the mark, releases us from sending her stuff. I feel bad giving her this additional work, but the support that she (and the other editors) give me really ensures that I am going to succeed and Samhain’s quality is not diminished because of a new editor. It’s a wonderful check and double-check system and certainly ensures the quality of the final product.

Ciar: Aha! So my theory about the secret editors’ internet frequency may not be wrong afterall (see below). What’s your favorite historical period? If you had a time machine…

Beth: My favorite historical period is the future – not necessarily the spaceship traveling, alien visiting future—but a future that shows the human species ‘made it’ even though we’ve created every imaginable method of destroying ourselves. I am full of hope when I read those types of novels.

Ciar: What books can we look forward to soon that have your mark on it?

Beth: I have been incredibly fortunate in accepting and/or editing several different genres to date. You can look forward to vampires, a hot Egyptian demi-god, a dark prince from another world, Mayan tales, a fantastic fantasy/detective novel, monsters in love and a twist on an old fairy tale…and that’s just the first half of 2008!

Ciar: That Mayan tale sounds great ;o) Thanks, Beth! This was fun. See you in my inbox!

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A Kiss is Just a Kiss

November 28, 2007 · Leave a Comment


A sigh is just a sigh.

But if you had the chance to kiss David Boreanaz? I’m a so-so fan of the show Bones, but caught a very good sexual tension moment last night a few seasons in the making. A great ending to the season. A kiss. It got me thinking about the power of kisses in romance novels. I think perhaps they’ve been devalued a bit. Often a kiss isn’t a big deal (or it happens quickly, early on, just as part of lovemaking) in romances. It takes a lot of buildup to make a kiss a wonderful, exciting, sexy thing. But for me, nothing comes close to a good kiss to set the heart thumping.

The “oh God is he going to kiss me, yes he is, oh my God” moment is one of my favorites. The tingle that lingers on the lips, the craving for more…hopefully unfulfilled for a little while… Sigh.

What’s your favorite movie, TV, or romance novel kiss?

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Secret Editors’ Society Gains Momentum

November 26, 2007 · Leave a Comment

I’ve a theory. All editors of romances have joined forces, no matter their allegiance or level. They are chatting on an editor-only frequency of the Internet that other mortals cannot access. They vacation together on a mysterious island (big-faced volcano in the background), and drink themselves silly on a near-poisonous brew that gives them super powers.

This happened quite recently. My evidence? Well, I’m still in the research stage, but take note: on the last three books for which I’ve received edits, the marginalia have been fully devoted to comma splices. These are my 13-16th books. Not a peep about comma splices before now. Have I suddenly picked up this bad habit? I think not… hmnn… Betcha the keynote speaker at the last secret editors’ meeting spoke on comma splices.

Then there’s what I call the Giggles effect (I can’t share more than that if you don’t know what I mean). Editors want their kick-arse heroines, now more than ever. They must be able to bite off heads with their razor-like wit, rip through bar fights better than Chuck Norris, outsmart any villian, and emotionally castrate (if not literally) the hero. Oh, and it helps if they’re overweight while they’re doing their Matrix-like martial arts moves.

I’ve heard that they’re spreading rumors that historicals are back in fashion and paranormals are dying a slow death. Don’t believe this! They’re in cahoots with agents, who are trying to cut off the flow of paranormal manuscripts from epublished authors looking for greener pastures. They tell you that they’re glutted with paranormals, and then call their favorite authors and give them the real deal: more, more, more!

Don’t worry. I’m going to infiltrate this world, and get back to you with their latest plots.

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FREEBIES from the Couch! Post and Get a Free Book

November 19, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Relax. Kick back on my couch. Tell me what’s on your mind. Coffee, tea? I don’t have any liquor in the house. You just sit there and get any ol thing off your chest while I clean off this bookshelf. I can’t hold onto books. Once I’ve read them, or decided I’ll never read them, I give them away. I throw everything away. I’m the anti-hoarder.

Want one? I have Catherine Spangler’s Touched by Fire. I groaned through two chapters of this book. I wrote the same book, but mine was called Love’s Alchemy, and I didn’t hang around long enough to see if an agent wanted it. There are a few differences, of course, but I cannot get myself to finish it. I’ve over Atlantians of any variety. Want this one?

I also have an ARC of a debut HarperCollins The Luxe, by Anna Godbersen. I glanced at this YA, and it seems to be a little adult, but very well written. I could give it to my niece-in-law, but what the heck? Want to give it to someone? I mean, it’s not even released yet!

If you’re very cool, like me, you might prefer Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett. If you don’t know who he is, then you really are off my Christmas card list.

How about The Art of Romance Writing by Valerie Parv. I cannot read books about how to write. They just don’t compute for me. I know, I could use them, yada yada.

Oh, another Terry Pratchett–Going Postal.

Or, a Harlequin Intrigue I never read and never will: The Man from Falcon Ridge by Rita Herron. No offense, Rita. It’s another demony looking guy in the dark.

Oh, you want one? Which? I’ll pick randomly from anyone who posts between now and the day after Thanksgiving. But you have to tell me something, anything, you’d like to get off your chest. That’s what the couch is for! (PS, sorry, the Santa budget only includes mailing to the United States.)

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How Sela Carsen Ruined My Dinner/Review: Heart of the Sea

November 17, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Friday night is ribs night. Grocery shop on the way home from work, clean the apartment while the ribs slow cook in the oven. Pretty tired after that, I had a half hour to myself before Bruce would be home from work. Skipped Ghost Whisperer to start Sela Carsen’s Heart of the Sea.

Ooops! Forgot the roasted potatoes, so threw them on a pan, seasoned them, popped them into the oven, tossed the salad, pet the cat, back onto the couch.

A half hour later, I’m totally immersed in the book, wondering idly who’s burning something. You get the idea. Sela Carsen wrecked my potatoes.

For a girl who lifted her Celtic name right from her mother’s birth certificate, I sure know nothing about Celtic folklore. The first I knew of Selkies was from Jules Jones’ Spindrift (m/m Loose ID–check it OUT!).

This is the second book I’ve read in the Samhain Love and Lore series. (First, see below, Carolyn Ivey’s Wildish Things). It was very short, really adorable, and very well written. I loved just about every word (except some bowel-loosening phrase–didn’t much like that LOL).

It’s all about the dialog in this one, and I’m a sucker for great dialog. Sela’s heroine, Meriel is one of the most adorable characters I’ve read recently. A selkie who’s had a rough seven years, has a chance at becoming human, or at least human once in a while. This is my idea of a kick-ass heroine. Not a bitch-goddess, but funny and strong and interesting. Her love interest, a down-on-his-luck former billionaire, Ronan, has to come to grips with several brushes with death and being rescued not once, but twice by a blubbery fur-covered woman. There’s not much I can say about the plot without giving it away, the story is so short.

Sela pushes so much action and dialog into this story that the pace is fast, fast, fast. Cute to bittersweet to magical and back to cute and then to sexy and then to frightening… Amazing.

Not a word of this story is believable in any way–that is, if you try to describe it to someone. It doesn’t have that fairytale quality of Carolyn Ivey’s book, instead, it has an almost music video pace to it. My only complaint is that a few times, I wasn’t quite sure who was talking. There’s so much action and dialog that the point of view gets a little confusing in places.

I absolutely, positively adored this little gem. It’s Celtic mythology with a chick-lit tone. Sela has a completely refreshing voice. I loved Meriel, and hope that somehow, I get to meet up with her and her Selkie friends again.

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Defending Damon and Less-Than-Perfect Heroes

November 16, 2007 · Leave a Comment


“How could they,” you cry. Matt Damon, sexiest man alive? Then you lash out at People Magazine for even having such a list. It’s People Magazine, folks. I’m happy. I get to see more Matt Damon TV blips for the next few weeks. I adore him.

I can’t tell you why. He’s not so…alpha? Not tall, dark and handsome. Not overly…anything at all. Some of you would even say he’s not much of an actor. I disagree (exhibit 1–Good Will Hunting). I loved The Amazing Mr. Ripley (homoerotic overtones especially)–well, loved Matt in it. Sigh. He’s all I want in a hero. Sort of normal.

I asked my loop today why a romance hero must be perfect on the outside, when there’s a call for heroines to be bigger, more true to life (i.e., a size 16 rather than a size 6). Hmnn, you want it all? The heroine can’t look like Angelina Jolie, but the hero must be a hunk.

Note to self: make an average looking guy absolutely irresistable in your next book. Cause when you fall in love, the averageness just falls away.

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When Menages Go Bad in Romance

November 14, 2007 · Leave a Comment


I’ve never been a big fan of fictional menages. Some writers do them very well, but I’m always left with a slight “ick” feeling, because more often than not, the plot simply doesn’t call for it. I am never convinced by HEA menage endings in which the heroine is happily settled in with a family of brothers or whatever. Too many psych courses in my background for that to be convincing to me. As a therapist (not mine, mind you, ahem) once said to me: someone always ends up hurt, and leaving.

It’s not a judgment thing–I don’t care what floats anyone’s boat as long as it doesn’t involve hurting someone against their will or minors. But I have to be convinced! I’ve written a few m/m/f menage scenes–one put in for fun, no doubt, and one a kind of connection between the men (coming in Dark Prince of Anfall). It gave me pause when I wrote it–does this make sense? Yes, I answered. Is this necessary for the plot? No, I had to admit. That was good enough for me.

When is it really necessary for the plot? I can only imagine that oft-used fantasy/scifi scenario in which guys from another planet must pair up for some reason with one mate. Never quite got that logic–evolution and all generally makes for lusting after multiple female mates–breeding and such.

What I find most difficult about such scenes is that they can read like football play books. Go right, go long and deep, and I’ll fake a pass and carry it myself. (Okay, I guess quarterbacks don’t actually say it that way). This is absolutely my downfall in writing sex scenes. I almost prefer the fade to black. I’ve been reading more lately, and noted a lot of these scenes simply aren’t titillating. And the ones that are, don’t make sense. Ah, she’s finally in love! With two guys. Nonsense. Disagree? Tell me about it. I’m all ears.

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Why Cats are Better than Everything Else

November 13, 2007 · Leave a Comment


Including dogs. I have a theory that romance writers are largely cat people. Not dog people. This is a very unscientific observation based on a few years of loops, blogs, and posts. I’ve heard that dog lovers are people who like to control their pets (ducking now), and that cat people are less controlling. Because, of course, you can’t control a cat. Except for my Simon, who is a cat, and will fetch, bark (yes, I said bark–he spent his first year at a vet’s in a cage in the lobby and got a bit confused I think), roll over, and play dead. According to my husband, he also says “Bruce” and “I love you,” but the jury is still out on this one.

Of course, there are those independent “don’t f with me” cats that dog people complain about. What, like one in a hundred, right? Cats don’t eat much, they catch small vermin that might be skulking about, they clean up after themselves, and only throw up once in a blue moon. What’s not to like? Dogs lick you, jump on you, scratch your legs, tear your hose, and well, I’m a cat person. How about you?

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Happy Veteran’s Day

November 12, 2007 · Leave a Comment


My dad passed many years ago, but this is how I like to think of him, as a young man, the one I didn’t even know. Hug a vet today.

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