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Entries from February 2009

Ciar Recommends: Sleight of Hand

February 28, 2009 · 2 Comments

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Wow wow wow wow wow! Friday night, anxious for something different, I stumbled upon Sleight of Hand by Katrina Strauss. I’d read one book of Katrina’s a while ago–Sanctified. It was dark, moody, gritty, sexy–and best of all–different.

So now I’m going public as an official fan of Katrina’s with Sleight of Hand. Of course, the Anne Cain cover appealed to me, as did the description (steam age, m/m) as I was looking for something different.

Like Sanctified, the tone of this short story (was it really a short story? How did she get it to resonate so?) is dark and sensuous. Unlike that book, this story reads something like a dream, or a very sexy episode penned decades ago by one of the scifi masters. But it’s not scifi, and it’s not really fantasy. It’s a genre of magic storytelling, defying you to pin it down with a label.

Edwin is our young angsty hero, a brooding depressive (or more accurately, sexually repressed dude) trapped in an impossible era, destined to live in sorrow with his widowed mother and his sister. Enter the exquisitely crafted Satori–a magician who seems to travel the world to mystify and in Edwin’s case, heal. The combination of Satori’s attractiveness, his magnetism, and a hint of darkness pull you in along with Edwin. Edwin is hypnotised by Satori’s illusions, by his nightmares, by the disorientation he encounters during his train journey.

When the two get together, Edwin is schooled in the fine art of receiving physical pleasure, and of accepting his sexuality. But even though this is a very sexy read, it would have been compelling without the sexual element.

Who is Satori and should we fear for Edwin’s sanity, his heart, or his life? At $2.50, trust me, it’s worth finding out!

Brava, Ms. Strauss!!! I hate when folks talk about autobuy lists, but honestly, I think I now have one person on mine. I’m currently writing a book set in the same era, and while a completely different kind of tale, I can only hope to come close to the wonderful feel of this book.

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2012 and Mayan Secrets

February 25, 2009 · 5 Comments

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My book is in print today! Yay! This of course causes me a little complex as I swore to buy only ebooks in 2008, but then, I don’t have to buy my own book.

For the record, I don’t think the world is going to end in 2012. Nor do I believe that aliens built the pyramids. I’m not a Mayan archaeologist, but I’ve played one a few times, and I know a few. I incorporated what I remember of archaeology into a book that is much more about falling in love, and being in love with mystery and adventure.

I hope you’ll consider checking this title out, if you’re one of those paperback types! It’s on sale right now at Amazon and other fine establishments.

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Magic Goat’s Pretty Hairband

February 24, 2009 · 3 Comments

You know, I’m not convinced that this goat isn’t guilty. I mean, what’s with that thing on his head? It looks like some sort of wizardly headpiece, doesn’t it?
The black and white animal was turned in to police by a vigilante group, which claimed it was an armed car thief who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

“The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car,” Tunde Mohammed, a spokesman for Kwara state police, told Reuters.

“They pursued them. However, one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,” he said. While Mr Mohammed said he could not confirm whether a man had, in fact, turned into a goat, he did admit that the animal was in police custody. A photo of the goat, resting on its knees next to a pile of straw, was published in Nigeria’s Vanguard newspaper.

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Kahuna Redux

February 24, 2009 · 1 Comment

Hey, just noticed that The Biggest Kahuna is now on Fictionwise! Cool beans. You know that won a Just Erotic Romance Reviews Gold Star, don’t you? Of course you do! Oh, you didn’t read this one? You be one crazy haole, brudda! Check it out at Loose ID! ” “This was hands down, the best book of erotic romance I’ve read all year! I was completely blown away by the original storyline, excellent characterization, fantastic dialogue, gorgeous tropical setting, not to mention the scorching sex scenes. I was absolutely hooked from the first line.”
–JERR
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Ciar Recommends: The Ghost Shrink, the Accidental Gigolo & the Poltergeist Accountant

February 24, 2009 · Leave a Comment

14862This is the first title I’ve read by Vivi Andrews, and it won’t be the last, as long as she keeps writing! I can recommend this book (which I will call Ghost Shrink) without reservation. I don’t have an awful lot to say, as this book is short, and an extremely fast read. I was ultimately won over completely by the mention of Dozer from Ghostbusters. There are a lot of pop culture nods, actually, and they add to the unadulterated, unwatered-down fun of this very clever little book. Very clever. Vivi is simply really smart and really funny. I absolutely loved Lucy, the protagonist. She reminded me a hair of another Lucy for getting into trouble despite good intentions. Not to say this book is slapstick, it really isn’t. But it has silly moments, a few groaners, some fairly steamy lusting, and a nice dose of consummation. This is a tight package of humor, a bit of action, some steam, and more humor. I’m not sure this almost tongue-in-cheek style would suit a longer work, but I’d love to read a full novel by Ms. Andrews.

If you’re looking for a quick pep-me-up guaranteed to make you actually laugh out loud more than once, look no further than Ghost Shrink! To buy, you can start at Samhain Publishing.
It’s bad enough to be sexually frustrated. But as a medium, it means until Lucy Cartwright gets some, she’s doomed. Oh no, not to death. Worse. To nightly visitations by recently deceased, wanna-be Cassanovas without the bodies to back it up. Then a living, breathing fantasy arrives on her doorstep, and Lucy thinks her dry spell is at an end.

Much as he would like to be Lucy’s personal gigolo, PI Jake Cox has a job to do. He’s been sent to prevent her from getting laid until a particular horny phantom—and key witness in his mob investigation—pays her a visit. The real challenge? Keeping his own hands off Lucy long enough to get the job done.

Or the lonely, geeky ghost of a murdered mob accountant could rip a hole in the fabric of the universe…

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Alphainventions

February 24, 2009 · Leave a Comment

I really don’t understand how this works at all! I’m doing an experiment. Are there other sites like this one??? http://www.alphainventions.com

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Enough with the review talk!

February 18, 2009 · 5 Comments

Wow, everywhere I go these days (via the interwebs), all I see are reviewers talking about their reviewing angst, authors talking about reviewer angst. I expect to see fictional character chats discussing their reviews soon.

The romance reviewing community seems to be taking itself awfully seriously these days. Come on, now. You’re reading free books and getting something out of your blogging. You believe yourself to be doing a service to readers. I think. Just write the freaking review and let it speak for itself. There are links to discussions about blogs about threads about reviews. Mrs. Giggles openly wondering if she should review a book by a person who we must not name.

Is there nothing else going on? Publishing houses are tanking, the Dow (as I look right now) is falling to 7500, people wondering how they’re going to buy food, much less books. Or for that matter…ebook readers. The other topic that’s timely, but crickey–overkill! Yep, there’s a technological revolution going on. We gots it. It’s time to buy an ebook reader. I think I’ll continue to read on my computer, because I have to save money for books, so I can review them. And talk about it.

Oh, and agents. “Times are tough, I am having trouble selling anything, but here are a thousand things not to do when submitting to me.” Huh? If you’re a writer, are you killing yourself right now trying to find an agent? Especially when they say stuff like that?

So what’s going on in your world? I’m saving time by not visiting my usual haunts. I don’t need to read any more reviews of reviews.

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Back on the wagon

February 18, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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That ten pounds? They came back. I hates them. I hates them to the depth of my being. They will die.

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Bizarro World

February 17, 2009 · 1 Comment

While I labor on in the writing cave, I leave you with this video to shock, amaze, and horrify you. My favorite song (for the sheer toe-tapping joy of it), and two of my favorite artists. The three come together like a freight train leaving Pittsburgh at 150mph, another leaves Sacramento at…

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February 16, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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