HELP–How do I win a makeover???


For the love of God, someone help me. I’ve been concentrating on other things lately, and haven’t paid much attention to the outer me. Oh. My. God. I’ve put on ten pounds over the winter, stopped my workouts, my growing out hair makes me look like a poster child for the redneck comedy tour, my nails are icky, my clothes don’t fit, my makeup is four years old, my shoes are all scuffed up, my bras let my boobs hang down to my knees.

I need a program. No, I need to check in somewhere, where some adorable gay guy takes over my life for a while until I look presentable again.

Any suggestions? Can’t afford a spa.

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