I’m on dial-up. Yep, the last person in the US of A, I’m sure. I’ll get around to DSL, I will. Hey, we just got our first microwave last year. I’m slow, what can I say?
I went to log on yesterday and moved the cord to the right slot and was cooking along and poof! Connection lost.
Looked down, and my cat Simon was staring up at me, the cord dangling on the floor. Nah, a cat wouldn’t unplug me from the Internet, right?
Petted him, gave him some treats, put the plug back in and got busy again. Poof! Yep, Simon staring up at me, this time with the cord in his mouth.
Who says cats are dumber than dogs?