The odds of anyone reading this knowing where route 571 (the Princeton-Hightstown Road) is are…universe crunching.
If you happen to find yourself driving down the yellowbrick road between Route 1 and the NJ Turnpike, and you happen to see Al’s Sunoco near the Acme, pay Al a visit. Tell him his American flag sucks the big one. And tell him the crazy middle aged blonde sent you.
T-minus one day and counting, Al. You’re down to six days. I am involving the Vets, and Joisey Vets don’t pull punches.