I’m AWOL, in the writing cave, but just in case someday someone does want this book, Dear Diary, this is the day you really settled on your hero’s appearance. Sure, he’s moved on to smaller roles, leaving amazing George of the Jungle masterpieces behind, but still…me love him. With chocolate sauce. So he’s now the Man. I have everyone but Lieutenant, a Lesbian African American pro baller who wears a Union uniform. If anyone can find me an image for that, I’ll eat my shoes (a la Three Stooges).